Stairway to naughtiness

“Why do you have all these stairs around your house? Where do they lead? Who needs them? There is no beach here. This is exhausting!” “I do not know, Funny Bird. Why do you always complain? This is supposed to be the famous stair-quarter of Hamburg. People need the stairs to get to their houses, I guess. I don’t mind climbing them. In fact there can be nice surprises around every corner. Like a cat which I can chase away. Anyway, if you want to go to the beach, you have to go down, so wrong direction! Follow me, I know the stairway to naughtiness… ”