First I break through the ice and now I get the shower treatment

How am I supposed to know, that I can’t go onto that nice little pond anymore? We were playing there all winter. Yes I know, the snow is melting, winter is fading, and Bettina told me not to go there. I broke through the ice, just like that, but I got out on my own! This was yesterday, and now you are giving me the shower treatment. Smelly? Me?! Okay, my winter coat is a bit shabby. But it is still self-cleansing. I don’t need shampoo. The itch I get, when drying up makes me run like crazy. Your fault, for giving me the shower treatment…